Margaritaville – Drunkventure

344 East Broadway

Margaritaville

Drink Recommendation

A margarita seems like the logical choice, but remember Landshark beer is also owned by Mr. Jimmy (we think). Also, they apparently have a special called “Booze in the Blender” that comes with a souvenir cup, so do that one.

Bar Highlights

What could be a better highlight than that feeling of being on an ocean beach while in reality on the 3rd floor of a metropolitan mall in landlocked Minnesota.

Challenge

Try on a t-shirt at the gift shop and ask for some honest opinions from the crawlers and staff. 3 points. 5 points if the shirt is clearly too small. 9 points if you buy the shirt and wear it for the remainder of the crawl.

Quote from Luke

Nibblin' on sponge cake. Watchin' the sun bake. All of those tourists covered with oil. Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing. Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil. Etc. Welcome to the most Buffety place in the whole Mall where, as they will probably tell you multiple times, it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere. If you are truly a dedicated drinker/ parrot head, you should drink here. Then leave. Then come back and get wasted away again…in Margaritaville…Get it??? If you are trying to win the Crawl, it is traditional for someone to buy the group a bucket of beers at this stop #protip.

Nearest Bathroom

Behind the giftshop part of the establishment, through a bunch of empty tables that are part of the event space.

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