JW Marriot, level 1

Cedar + Stone

Drink Recommendation

Just find the sweet spot between their cheapest drink ($6 Bud light) and the most expensive drink (a $1600 bottle of wine on page 19 of their menu).

Bar Highlights

Did we mention the drink menu? It has a fucking table of contents!

Challenge

Ummm, just try not to get kicked out. Not sure how a place that sells wine for hundreds of dollars will react to you Bud Light drinkers…5 points. Bonus point if the bartender seems to actually enjoy your presence.

Quote from Luke

Okay, full disclosure: this place was around when the first edition of this crawl was made, but we didn’t know it. You have to admit, this place is sort of hard to find, unless you’re staying at that rich person hotel. You might think that with a name that uses both a plus sign and a comma might be pretentious, expensive, and will look down on a group of Drunkventurers. And that may all be true, BUT they have a 26-page drink menu! 26 pages! That’s like the It of drink menus (because of the length, not the murdering clown). Most of it is really expensive church wine, but it is still an impressive list, making Wood-rock worthy of inclusion on the Crawl.

Nearest Bathroom

in the hotel probably, but just take it outside to the mall. They don’t need another reason to hate Crawlers.