300 West Market

Cantina Laredo

Drink Recommendation

Some sort of margarita, preferably blended with a Bud light.

Bar Highlights

The aforementioned Guac-boys and an entire wall of small succulents and cacti to drive home the southwestern motif.

Challenge

BLUE SHELL!!!! If you buy a drink for the current point leader, and they accept, they lose 30 points! You gain 5 as a bonus

Quote from Luke

Cantina Laredo, or if you don’t remember your high school Spanish, The Canteen of Laredo, used to be one of the top two cantina-themed restaurants in the entire mall. However the war ended a couple of years ago and Laredo was able to vanquish the rival Cantina #1 (RIP). One of Cantina Laredo’s selling points is that you can order guacamole, and someone comes to your table and makes it right in front of you. And that is literally their entire job. You might want to consider inviting your personal Chef de Avocado along on the rest of the crawl. He probably could use a change of pace. #Protip: they will usually give you free chips and salsa even if you just order a drink at the bar. Clutch.

Nearest Bathroom

In house, near the wall of succulents, past the guac-boy’s home base.