321 South Avenue

Burger Burger

Drink Recommendation

They have a drink called the Cosmo Kramer which seems like a strange choice in 2022, but I guess they are playing to the Seinfeld crowd.

Bar Highlights

The place is decorated with a whole bunch of fake grass…there is probably a reason, but who knows.

Challenge

Order everything in double-speak like the name of the restaurant. Example: “could I have a Surly Furious Furious?” 1 point per order.

Quote from Luke

For some reason, Burger Burger didn’t make it in the original Crawl. We apologize for that profusely. This place may be the perfect Drunkventure stop. It isn’t too expensive, the bar is never full, and you won’t feel out of place. It may feel like a Five Guys that added a bar for some reason, and it is, but that’s okay! Plus, as far as we can tell it might be one of the few independently owned establishments on the Crawl? After hanging out here, you will wish every cheapish burger place had a bar that served 2-for-1’s during happy hour. UPDATE: sometimes they don’t exactly “staff” the bar and they may even put out a sign that says, “bar closed.” Just be really nice and hope for the best.

Nearest Bathroom

Past the cookie place and behind the Chipotle…though it isn’t the best bathroom in the Mall…