Some might think that filling this section with Forrest Gump quotes would be too obvious and overdone. Thankfully, you are drunk and will find them all hilarious. Momma always said life is like a box of peel-and-eat shrimp, and where better to taste the variety of life than Bubba’s? Forrest, Forrest Gump wasn’t one to enjoy the sins of alcohol, so let’s act more like Lt. Dan. Boy, could he drink a lot for his….size. I hear that the waitresses and bartenders love it if you call them all Jenny. Oh, and one more thing, don’t eat the giant shrimp. It’s a person making minimum wage, not a crustacean. Just for good measure: Run, drunko, Run!