402 East Broadway

The Fair on 4

Drink Recommendation

They have a wide selection of fun fair themed drinks like a cotton candy old fashioned and a boozy donut float, but a classic Bud Light or a Coorwiser is probably your best bet at this point.

Bar Highlights

The whole place is just delightful. It’s like taking a stroll through the Great Minnesota Get Together, except inside a mall! The dream.

Challenge

The obvious choice here would be to have the challenge involve one of the many games and activities Fair on 4 has to offer, but their website says “don’t poke the 8ft tall stuffed bear” so I guess do that. 6 points?

Quote from Luke

Congratulations you kooky kids! You managed to drink your way through the four floors of fun that is The Mall of America. Your journey probably had its ups and downs, but you were able to rally all the way to the only truly new stop on the whole crawl The Fair on 4. Sure we have lost a lot since the Covid killed the Crawl, but between the go karts, axe throwing, cotton candy machine, and pull tabs this place practically makes up for the death of Dicks, Gameworks, Cantina #1, and Hard Rock. And if remembering all that loss just made you sad, your drunk! Keep the sadness at bay with some fun fair theme drinks and whatever…probably pass on the axe throwing though given your current state.

Nearest Bathroom

In-house to towards the back on the right-hand side. If you hit the second bar you’ve gone too far, but congrats on finding another bar!