Hopefully, you can’t even read this right now, but just in case, you have a chance to fix that at Hooter’s. Jokes would be too easy for this one, and since you are wasted, let’s air on the side of caution and just go with what the mall says about this boob-filled wonderland: “This casual, laid-back restaurant features "oldies" jukebox music, sports on the TV, and a great menu that includes seafood, sandwiches, More-than-a-Mouthful burgers and Hooter's famous spicy chicken wings.” We would say more, but we would probably be ashamed with whatever we came up with…