352 South Avenue

Cadillac Ranch

Drink Recommendation

The legendary Two-pull. Literally two of their beers mixed in one glass. Not even separated like a black and tan. It is the best thing you will order all day. They might have taken it off the menu, but we bet they can still ride that bike.

Bar Highlights

Everything. Take it all in. This place is pure magic. In fact, they have table magicians every Friday and Saturday.

Challenge

Chug a Two-pull and ride the bull. This is a good throw-up point. 10 points.

Quote from Luke

Welcome to the world-famous Cadillac Ranch. Look around. Take a minute to take it all in. The paintings of Bruce Springsteen. The almost southwest theme. The rows and rows of probably empty seating. The mechanical bull. Nothing but the best. Now, we are sure you are probably a bit confused. The entry way looked like a classy establishment. Then you walked in and saw the décor and heard the music and saw the menu. You are probably wondering how this place has stayed in business. We don’t know, but we are thankful for CR every day. With the still-painful loss of our beloved Tony Romo’s, CR is the last bastion of depressing drinking the mall has left. The only thing you are allowed to drink is the Two-pull, but feel free to have as many as possible

Nearest Bathroom

In the far back of the bar. Urinals as far as the eye can see. Another wrinkle to the majesty that is Cadillac Ranch.

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